Our new secretary was having trouble understanding what we won if we took part in National Novel Writing month.
“How do you win?” he says
“You win by writing a 50 thousand word novel.” I said.
“How do you get prizes?” he says.
“By registering. If you win you get discounts and cool writing stuff from people like Scrivener. If you don’t you still get discounts,” I said.
“How do they choose a winner?” he says.
I am beginning to see a problem here. Is he thinking its a competition when its actually a huge support group?
“Well you win when you upload your novel to the Nanowrimo site before Dec 1st, they’ll declaire you a winner” I said
“Do they read the novel?” he says
“No,” I said
“So I could just copy out a Sun newpaper into the registration and I’d win,” he says.
“Yes…you could but THE POINT IS you write an orginal amazing novel with a bunch of people who will help you finish,” I said.
“Ah its a support group,” he says.
“Yes but with fun things like cakes and blankets. No loneliness of the long distance writer for us this year. That’s why we have the ‘Come write in sessions AND a night of writing dangerously,” I said.
“What do you do get when you write danerously?” he said.
At this point we will walk away dear reader. Remember our goal is to help you write your first draft of your novel. So pop down to the library every Saturday between 2-3.30pm so we can help you win! (And have loads of support)
Cat Randle is Chair of Big Up Words. She’s had loads of poems published in NZ and the UK and children’s short stories published by Scholastic and Random House. Her novel for Nanowrimo is Martial Arts Mama.